I got a jar o... for dirt!

[HIGH5orDIE]

Inspired by Maui512's recent post I decided to put together my own jar of dirt. I looked and looked for a low priced and accurate jar but finding just an accurate jar proved near impossible and when I found close matches the price quickly deterred me. In my search I came across ULINE.com which I'm familiar with as my work uses them for shipping supplies. I found a jar I deemed 'good enough' but there was one problem... Uline is a wholesale distributor .
I decided to contact them and try to buy a sample with a small white lie; "I wanna buy one to see if it's what I need before I commit to a large order". Not only did they say yes.. they gave it to me for FREE, shipping and all.
Needless to say I feel a little guilty for lying    but I did ask to buy it, THEY decided to give it away.

Anyways here she blows... (can for reference)

[Capn_Jack_Savvy]

You are well on your way to "pickling" hearts of dead, lying, double-crossing, soul-seeking dead sailors that look like calamari!          

[HIGH5orDIE]

I'm watching THIS listing and if I win I will  coat it in spray adhesive, roll it around in some sand and toss it in. That way it looks like it's so wet with blood that sand sticks to it.

[Blade Savvy]

[quote="HIGH5orDIE"].......Needless to say I feel a little guilty for lying    but I did ask to buy it, THEY decided to give it away....quote]
Really????? PIRATE!!!!   

Nice one!

[FleetStreetNightmare]

Take what ye can, give nothing back!

lol nice work though

[HIGH5orDIE]

.......Needless to say I feel a little guilty for lying    but I did ask to buy it, THEY decided to give it away....quote]  
Really????? PIRATE!!!!   

Nice one!

I know, I know I'm too nice. I would have made a sh!tty pirate.

"AVAST! Can me crew board ye ship and take everything ye own... PLEASE say yes Pleeeease!"   

[Blade Savvy]

Manners cost nothing.... but you're right! Not very piratey!!

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